Sometimes I have to realise that the mentality of 5 year old's can be random at best.
So, only make jokes with the older kids.
Don't tell one student to tell another student to come see me because they are in "big" trouble.
Especially when it is not true.
Especially when the student told is 5 years old.
Because your going to make the 5 year old cry.
And you will feel really stink afterward.